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I'm actually starting to find Satsuma funny. Warped funny. Really fucking warped funny. I wonder if she hates her father or if she has any brothers or nephews. I feel sorry for them if she does. She probably practiced her techniques on them. I imagine them running for their lives whenever she's in the vicinity. And as they're running for their lives she's in the corner cackling with glee armed with her gun, basebal bat, paint to mark the rapist and whatever else she keeps handy to beat the shit out of piggy men. Oy vey!



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Preventing Rape:

1. Do not go out at night unarmed — baseball bat, club, or car keys.

2. Leave a party immediately if men predominate and are drinking too much. Better still, do not go to parties where men are there in the first place. Women never socialize with men in Japan! Even straight women never do this.

3.Do not visit the living quarters of any man alone, unless you know you can beat them within an inch of their lives all by yourself.

4. Do not travel places without money on your own person, and alternative ways of getting home, should you feel unsafe.

5. If you do get raped, you have other options besides telling your story to patriarchs. There are always other ways of dealing with rapists. I won’t write them here, but feminists have done this for decades.

6. Report sexists, preditory men, harrassers and other pigs to other women.

7. Women, believe other women when they point out the men who are causing problems at your company or campus. Listen, get the word out about who the oppressors are, and surround them on the campus. Throw stuff at them, and label them rapists with spray paint or another idendifying color.

8. Get some self-defense training and use it!

9.If men keep harrassing you, you can haul off and smash them down. I used to do this with any man who kept bothering me. Teenage boys I made quick work of. Tell them to shut up in a loud voice, give three warnings and then bash them! Get some practice fighting back and knocking the wind out of a man at least once in your life in self-defense.

10. If you’re walking alone and a man approarches you, yell at him! Go hostile real quick and real fast! Men are used to compliance in women, so get real mean real fast and in their face and they’ll get scared off. They are not used to aggression and out and out anger in women. Get used to yelling, and slamming down phones on male telemarketers for practice. A friend of mine did that all the time to recover from abuse.

11. Do not ever give men the benefit of the doubt, they’re killers, rapists and idiots on a good day. Remember, every rapist had a mother, and every harrasser is a nice family man. Just think O.J. Simpson and his charming self on T.V. commercials for heavens sake!

12. Alert all women to the dangers of rape, and encourage all women you know to walk each other to cars at night, stay late with colleagues so they aren’t alone in offices, and if you live in a bad neighborhood get a gun and learn how to use it.
My friend Michelle kept a loaded shotgun under her bed. If some strange man showed up on her door step she aimed the gun at him and told him to run. Word got out, and her house was never broken into.

13. Take women home if they are in trouble. Help women who are being harrassed in public. Call the police, yell at enemies, lend money to women to escape by taxi. Protect other women.

14. Don’t date men who are police officers, soldiers or other violent professionals. Just stop it!

15. That’s about all I can think of now.

Rape is something women can actively combat, but first we have to believe each other and assume that men are bad. They are guilty of everything until proved innocent in my book. Men do all kinds of creepy things to women, and they brag about “scoring” with women all the time. They’re pigs, monsters and bores. When I call someone a bore, it is the very worst of insults.

Get tough! You don’t have to put up with a world of loud mouth jerky boys, or clueless preditory men.

If you want to create space for women, take over a bar for the evening and tell the men to get lost when they come in. Carry baseball bats to your cars when you leave this place. Make a man run in fear of his life every couple of years or so.

Get men to believe that women are violent killers after their head. Don’t be nice to them, be very mean and very aggressive.

In the long term, eliminate the rapist gene pool. Marry men (if you have to) who are shorter and weaker than you are!

That’s it for now. This stuff works. Remember, anger is a woman’s best friend!